Saturday, 22 September 2018

The Boyfriend - Girlfriend Relationship!


This relationship is not on paper so its tough to predict what can happen the very next day. The GF might introduce you(bf) to her friends as ‘just a friend’ but in private she might be fooling the boy that he is her BF and might have a relation with some other guy(vice-versa true as well)
The GF might dump you the very next day for no reason or for the silliest of reasons and you wont even come to know(vice-versa true as well)
The GF might put charges on the boy for sexual or physical abuse even when it happened with both of their agreement and the girl gets away with this most of the time(vice-versa not true)
This is a relationship that can be ended in an abrupt manner with no proper climax or interrogation or a fight or a face-off! Just like that! This is actually not a relationship. This is just an attraction between 2 unsettled opposite sexes!
Technically speaking this relationship can be explained as below:-
Boy falls in love with the girl. Now what does this actually mean? A boy saying ‘I Love You’ to a girl actually means that the boy is saying “I am willing to have sex with you”
Girl falls in love with the boy. What does this mean? A Girl saying ‘Yes’ or an ‘I Love you too’ to a boy’s proposal means that the girl is saying “Yes, you look nice! It would be good to stare at a handsome face like yours while getting f**ked’
Note: This is a psychological explanation of the BF-GF relationship. Please be wise and do not take this as an offense. Do not stereotype this post as this is true in 90% cases
#Boyfriend #Girlfriend #Relationship #Sex #Breakup #Makeup

TCS Olympus Thane Office - Worst location!


TCS Olympus office is the worst, the most disgusting and the most inconvenient location for an office to ever be in the history of mankind. It is almost 12km away from Thane station in the west with not so good transport facility. The TCS Olympus office is the last thing in the Hiranandani Estate.
Being there felt like i was in the middle of some desert.
I salute to all those people who stay in West Mumbai and travel all the way to this very location for work. May God bless them and give them the strength for their persistence.
TCS must have acquired this plot for a very cheap rate if you look at the surrounding outside. Travelling here is a big headache. Its a task.
If you travel here 5/7 days, your daily schedule is worse than the Asia cup 2018 schedule.
If you are a westerner and you want a painless suicide then just wake up in the morning, do not have water and do not eat anything and just travel till this location and you will be dead by the time you reach here.
Today was the 1st time i was travelling at this TCS office. I left my home in Versova at 8.15am and since i was a 1st timer it took me a painstaking 195 mins of my life to reach this destination. I was suppose to reach by 10am for a workshop which i missed and then eventually decided to have lunch and then return home.
This could be a worst choice for an MNC to have an office in such a deserted location. It is where the Hiranandani estate ends and some hell of an area starts and then after a while you see a TCS building. Worse thing is for westerners it will cost around Rs 150/day travel, litres of sweating, the death rush in the trains and dont want to imagine what would happen during summer!
If you are a westerner and you get this location for work just say ‘NO’. Say ‘YES’ if you are Bear Grylls :P
#BearGrylls #TCS #TCSOffice #Olympus #Thane #TravelDifficulties

Saturday, 15 September 2018

How to reduce road traffic in Mumbai?


Traffic and Mumbai. Traffic and Delhi. The road Traffic has formed an integral part of our lives. Its not just in Mumbai and Delhi but in many metro cities and crowded places. Its like we have accepted road traffic as we accept 1 of our family members after a long time. Neither we as citizens nor the Government who has power are trying to come up with solutions to tackle this Road traffic problem.
My home is just 12 kms away from my workplace but can you imagine how much time it takes me to reach my office during peak hours? it takes 1.5 - 2 hrs. When not in peak hours lets say i am travelling early morning with open roads at around 6am it takes me only 1 hr to reach office. So traffic is thus killing my average 40 mins daily(1 side). And we are ok with it because nowadays people like spending time in buses, rickshaw by watching movies, etc on their phones.
You can see a BEST bus which has a capacity of around 65 is loaded with 90+ passengers and on the other side you will see an 8 seater car with only 1 person inside it. Same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars and Rickshaws. There are 10 rickshaws on the road so total capacity is 30 but you will see only 1 passenger in each rickshaw. Here those 7 seats in the 8 seaters are empty but the car is occupying that much space on the road. same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars. Same goes for the rickshaws as well.
With Petrol prices touching as high as Rs 90/litre. Government, if they can come up with something as complex as GST which was initially a harassment but lately people benefitted from it, the same way they can come up with a structured pricing strategy for petrol prices.
They can keep the prices as below
Public Transport: Rs 60/litre
Rickshaws: Rs 100/litre
Scooters: Rs 150/litre
Motor bikes: Rs 200/litre
4 seater cars: Rs 250/litre
6 seater cars: Rs 300/litre
8 seater cars: Rs 350/litre
Higher amounts for those who have their own vehicles as they are occupying the extra space on the roads which is indirectly contributing to more traffic and eating up time of people everyday. If they can afford an 8 seater they can also pay Rs350/litre but yes if someone goes to a buy a new seater he might think 10 times before buying it as petrol prices would just kill his/her bank accounts.
Scooters and Motor bikes do give an efficient mileage so Rs 150 and Rs 200 shouldn’t be a big deal for them. People use heavy bikes like Bajaj Avenger and Royal Enfield which are not less than the size of a Rickshaw thus contributing more traffic in peak hours.
Common man will think twice before buying a scooter or a bike or a car and therefore there will be lesser vehicles on the road and thus lesser traffic. Less traffic means people like me will be able to save some time which we lose hearing motor honks at the traffic signal.
We live in a country where everybody criticizes but nobody wants to take an initiative. People can start using share autos rather travelling 1 person in 1 rickshaw. Government can enforce a rule to allow only share autos and no 1 person per auto.
Traffic in crowded places is 1 of the unspoken problems of our country which is increasing day by day because everybody wants to buy a car for their family. Nobody wants to take the public transport because they think public transport will make their status look ‘Poor’ in the society.
This was my solution to lower road traffic. Thanks for reading. Pass on the message.
#MumbaiRoadTraffic #DelhiRoadTraffic #BusyStreets #TrafficSignal #IndianMetroCities #PetrolPrices

How to watch unlimited live content on hotstar from hotstar website?


You can watch unlimited live content on the hotstar app for free if its not under the premium section but what if your phone is out of charge or taking hours to turn on or what if you have given your phone for some servicing and maintenance? Same time if you want to watch India’s live 20–20 international match and your TV is not working, what will you do?
You can watch it on hotstar if the broadcast rights lie with Star channel network(as mostly they are for India’s cricket matches) but hotstar web will allow you to watch only for 15 mins of live action and then you will be asked to buy membership to continue. But you want to see it for free right?
One simple workaround you can do is clear the cookies and close the browser and start the browser again and then go to hotstar site and try watching. It works. Hotstar has this flaw which we can make use of. This method is a little painstaking to do as this practice needs to be done after every 15 mins of watching.
#Hotstar #FlawsInHotstar #HowToWatchUnlimitedHotstarContentOnPC