The Boyfriend - Girlfriend Relationship!

This relationship is not on paper so its tough to predict what can happen the very next day. The GF might introduce you(bf) to her friends as ‘just a friend’ but in private she might be fooling the boy that he is her BF and might have a relation with some other guy(vice-versa true as well)

The GF might dump you the very next day for no reason or for the silliest of reasons and you wont even come to know(vice-versa true as well)

The GF might put charges on the boy for sexual or physical abuse even when it happened with both of their agreement and the girl gets away with this most of the time(vice-versa not true)

This is a relationship that can be ended in an abrupt manner with no proper climax or interrogation or a fight or a face-off! Just like that! This is actually not a relationship. This is just an attraction between 2 unsettled opposite sexes!

Technically speaking this relationship can be explained as below:-

Boy falls in love with the girl. Now what does this actually mean? A boy saying ‘I Love You’ to a girl actually means that the boy is saying “I am willing to have sex with you”

Girl falls in love with the boy. What does this mean? A Girl saying ‘Yes’ or an ‘I Love you too’ to a boy’s proposal means that the girl is saying “Yes, you look nice! It would be good to stare at a handsome face like yours while getting f**ked’

Note: This is a psychological explanation of the BF-GF relationship. Please be wise and do not take this as an offense. Do not stereotype this post as this is true in 90% cases

#Boyfriend #Girlfriend #Relationship #Sex #Breakup #Makeup

TCS Olympus Thane Office - Worst location!

TCS Olympus office is the worst, the most disgusting and the most inconvenient location for an office to ever be in the history of mankind. It is almost 12km away from Thane station in the west with not so good transport facility. The TCS Olympus office is the last thing in the Hiranandani Estate.

Being there felt like i was in the middle of some desert.

I salute to all those people who stay in West Mumbai and travel all the way to this very location for work. May God bless them and give them the strength for their persistence.

TCS must have acquired this plot for a very cheap rate if you look at the surrounding outside. Travelling here is a big headache. Its a task.

If you travel here 5/7 days, your daily schedule is worse than the Asia cup 2018 schedule.

If you are a westerner and you want a painless suicide then just wake up in the morning, do not have water and do not eat anything and just travel till this location and you will be dead by the time you reach here.

Today was the 1st time i was travelling at this TCS office. I left my home in Versova at 8.15am and since i was a 1st timer it took me a painstaking 195 mins of my life to reach this destination. I was suppose to reach by 10am for a workshop which i missed and then eventually decided to have lunch and then return home.

This could be a worst choice for an MNC to have an office in such a deserted location. It is where the Hiranandani estate ends and some hell of an area starts and then after a while you see a TCS building. Worse thing is for westerners it will cost around Rs 150/day travel, litres of sweating, the death rush in the trains and dont want to imagine what would happen during summer!

If you are a westerner and you get this location for work just say ‘NO’. Say ‘YES’ if you are Bear Grylls :P

#BearGrylls #TCS #TCSOffice #Olympus #Thane #TravelDifficulties

How to reduce road traffic in Mumbai?

Traffic and Mumbai. Traffic and Delhi. The road Traffic has formed an integral part of our lives. Its not just in Mumbai and Delhi but in many metro cities and crowded places. Its like we have accepted road traffic as we accept 1 of our family members after a long time. Neither we as citizens nor the Government who has power are trying to come up with solutions to tackle this Road traffic problem.

My home is just 12 kms away from my workplace but can you imagine how much time it takes me to reach my office during peak hours? it takes 1.5 - 2 hrs. When not in peak hours lets say i am travelling early morning with open roads at around 6am it takes me only 1 hr to reach office. So traffic is thus killing my average 40 mins daily(1 side). And we are ok with it because nowadays people like spending time in buses, rickshaw by watching movies, etc on their phones.

You can see a BEST bus which has a capacity of around 65 is loaded with 90+ passengers and on the other side you will see an 8 seater car with only 1 person inside it. Same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars and Rickshaws. There are 10 rickshaws on the road so total capacity is 30 but you will see only 1 passenger in each rickshaw. Here those 7 seats in the 8 seaters are empty but the car is occupying that much space on the road. same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars. Same goes for the rickshaws as well.

With Petrol prices touching as high as Rs 90/litre. Government, if they can come up with something as complex as GST which was initially a harassment but lately people benefitted from it, the same way they can come up with a structured pricing strategy for petrol prices.

They can keep the prices as below

Public Transport: Rs 60/litre

Rickshaws: Rs 100/litre

Scooters: Rs 150/litre

Motor bikes: Rs 200/litre

4 seater cars: Rs 250/litre

6 seater cars: Rs 300/litre

8 seater cars: Rs 350/litre

Higher amounts for those who have their own vehicles as they are occupying the extra space on the roads which is indirectly contributing to more traffic and eating up time of people everyday. If they can afford an 8 seater they can also pay Rs350/litre but yes if someone goes to a buy a new seater he might think 10 times before buying it as petrol prices would just kill his/her bank accounts.

Scooters and Motor bikes do give an efficient mileage so Rs 150 and Rs 200 shouldn’t be a big deal for them. People use heavy bikes like Bajaj Avenger and Royal Enfield which are not less than the size of a Rickshaw thus contributing more traffic in peak hours.

Common man will think twice before buying a scooter or a bike or a car and therefore there will be lesser vehicles on the road and thus lesser traffic. Less traffic means people like me will be able to save some time which we lose hearing motor honks at the traffic signal.

We live in a country where everybody criticizes but nobody wants to take an initiative. People can start using share autos rather travelling 1 person in 1 rickshaw. Government can enforce a rule to allow only share autos and no 1 person per auto.

Traffic in crowded places is 1 of the unspoken problems of our country which is increasing day by day because everybody wants to buy a car for their family. Nobody wants to take the public transport because they think public transport will make their status look ‘Poor’ in the society.

This was my solution to lower road traffic. Thanks for reading. Pass on the message.

#MumbaiRoadTraffic #DelhiRoadTraffic #BusyStreets #TrafficSignal #IndianMetroCities #PetrolPrices

How to watch unlimited live content on hotstar from hotstar website?

You can watch unlimited live content on the hotstar app for free if its not under the premium section but what if your phone is out of charge or taking hours to turn on or what if you have given your phone for some servicing and maintenance? Same time if you want to watch India’s live 20–20 international match and your TV is not working, what will you do?

You can watch it on hotstar if the broadcast rights lie with Star channel network(as mostly they are for India’s cricket matches) but hotstar web will allow you to watch only for 15 mins of live action and then you will be asked to buy membership to continue. But you want to see it for free right?

One simple workaround you can do is clear the cookies and close the browser and start the browser again and then go to hotstar site and try watching. It works. Hotstar has this flaw which we can make use of. This method is a little painstaking to do as this practice needs to be done after every 15 mins of watching.

#Hotstar #FlawsInHotstar #HowToWatchUnlimitedHotstarContentOnPC

Why Hot Girls in India are termed as ‘ITEM’ or ‘MAAL’ in India?

Say for eg. a boy is walking on the road and a girl is coming from the opposite direction. The boy doesn’t know the girl and the girl doesn’t know the boy. Lets look here from the boy’s perspective. What the boy will see is the girls's physique i.e the girl’s figure or how good looking face she has or how pretty she looks in that dress.

Falling for this girl and saying ‘Love at 1st sight’ is the love for the girl’s physique, her body and not what she actually is.

Girls are termed as “hot” if they have a good figure or a fair skin tone(In India) or a good dressing sense.

In India ‘hot girls’ are termed as “item” or “maal” to which all girls are not very comfortable with.

Let me decode the logic here why hot girls are referred as “item” or “maal”

1. Item → Whenever there is something in demand in the market and people are ready to pay huge amounts eg. Onions during Shortage, salt during crisis, Salman Khan in Bollywood and Virat Kohli in Cricket. They are termed as ‘things worth running for’ aka ‘items’ which means if you get them then you get your share of benefits you desire. In short what is in demand sells like a hot cake. It might stay in the market for a short while or a long time.

Relation: A girl is termed hot when she is in the age range of 15–30 years. Afer 30, her maintenance will be costly for her to stay in the market. Their peak demand is witnessed in the age range 18–24 years. Boys start running for them and do all sorts of crazy stuff to woo them and impress them and win the Mr. Boyfriend title. The boyfriend gets his share of benefits which might be long night chat sessions, beach walks, romance on the rocks, candle light dinners, sex, etc Yes girls have a lot of heat within than boys and that's why they start dating at an age as early as 15

Used in sentences like 'kya item hai yaar' - 'item' also means a dumb thing. Good looks and good brains don't always go hand in hand and that's why people assume the word 'item' for dumbs(mostly for girls)

2. Maal → This Term is derived more out of a sexual desire relating to a girl's physical assets. 'Maal' is basically a word used as a substitute for drugs, ganja, alcohol, etc So its very clear that maal is something that gives you some kind of pleasure. In case of drugs, they manipulate the brain to give you a false pleasure. In terms of girls, 'maal' means something that is of high potential in giving good sexual pleasure i.e girls with good attractive looking bodies.

Or you can take 'Maal' in a positive way as well.

Maal is also termed as ‘money’ and in Indian society, Girls when get married are often termed as ‘Ghar ki Laxmi’ which means the new bride will bring wealth to the house(not Dahej) once she steps in the house. ‘Laxmi’ is termed as ‘money’ and thus Maal is also not a bad word for hot females.

#IndianGirls #Maal #Item #Patakha #HotFemales

20+ funny facts about Race 3 Trailer

#1
The start scene has bhai standing at the edge of a helipad with a superhero kind of costume
Or you can say he is standing with garbage bag consisting of garbage collected from the entire building which he is just about to dump.

Bhai ka 'kuch toofani karne ka mood' lag raha hai just like in the thumbs up ad

#2
Bhai says - "Yeh zindagi ki race hai. Kisi ki zindagi le kar hi khatam hogi"

Later in the trailer i got to know why he said that

When Bhai is skydiving in the sky you'll come to know that -
Humans on roads, black bucks in jungles and birds in the sky are not safe any more.

#3
Bhai is also seen using a motor cycle as a shield against the enemies.

But bhai couldn't beat the great Mithun da

#4
Bhai k sunglasses

Don't be surprised if these glasses now become a rage among the bhai fans just like the 'EK tha tiger' scarf

#5
Bhai is also seen fighting a military officer so bhai is definitely not a common man.

Will have to wait till the movie releases to plot this out.

#6
The Family walk in the desert with heavy machinery behind looks like a carbon copy of
Fast and Furious

#7
Worst Dialogue#1
Anil Kapoor's look is impressive but his dialogue: "Gussey mei liya hua decision hamesha nuksaan pahuchata hai isliye pehle maine decision liya and now i am getting angry."

This dialogue just makes no sense.
"After eating 5kg of paneer you end up in the toilet with loose motions that's why 1st i did loose motions and now i am having paneer"

#8
F*cking up with Physics#1
Jacqueline's entry in red hot dress

She flicks a leg backside and all people surrounding her in a circle get smashed.

#9
Same unimpressive music in the entire trailer!

#10
Bhai to Jacqueline: Hath dena please!
Jaqueline to Bhai:(disgusting expression)
Bhai: Ghabrao mat! Shadi k liye nahi mang raha

This dialogue looks very much a forced one.

#11
Daisy Shah is seen tearing apart her red long skirt with a knife

And then kicks a goon's ass -- ok this looked logical

Hadn't she torn apart her skirt she wont have been able to kick some butt
But why would someone use legs to fight a goon/enemy when you have a knife?

#12
Worst Dialogue of the Century!

Daisy Shah: "Our Business is our business. None of your business."
Its a 120 cr movie and i am not sure how much was spent on the writing part.
Even cheapest of daily soaps have better dialogues.
This was the worst dialogue ever in the history of mankind.
Even Dhinchak Pooja would have written a better line.
Daisy delivered it with some under average acting skills.

#13
Saqib Salem is given a bare upper body footage on a beach but there are some hot chicks in 2-piece bikinis right in front of the viewing screen.

Who is going to look at Saqib's back muscles on which he had worked for months?
Who would you look at? Saqib or the hot chicks?
And who wears a full pant when on a beach?

#14
F*cking up with Physics and biology
Saqib doesn't need his hands to drive the car. He can drive the car through his eyes.

Saqib doesn't need his eyes to aim at the drivers of the 2 cars. His hands can see, aim and fire!
So, the aim is to kill the drivers or the cars?

Saqib misses both the gun shots. Not sure what the bullets were made of that it made both the cars to fly. I guess the bullets were made out of Thor's broken Hammer.

Hela might have sold Thor's broken hammer to Saqib?

#15
Worst dialogue#3
Saqib: "Im sick of this Sikku"

Seemed like a group of females were out on a nightout and came up with this random gossip kinda shitty line.

#16
Fucking up with Physics#2
Bobby is flying a bike. Yes you got me right. He is flying a bike.

Bike is in slow motion and bobby does a backflip and that's a fast motion.

Unimpressive action overall.

#17
The only sensible dialogue
"Business mei dushman jitne kum ho utna hi business badhta hai!"

#18
"You dont need enemies when you have a family" is the tagline of the movie

Vin diesel went against his family in the 8th Fast and Furious movie.
Very much inspired from Fast and Furious series.

#19
Goons on Motorcycles are back!

They keep coming in every movie. Never in my life in a bollywood movie have i seen the villain benefiting from the goons riding  motorcycles.

They are just there to die/lose. And that's what you saw in the trailer as well.

#20
Charlie's Angels fighting in the air

#21
Bhai Flying a bike and a simultaneous blast in the right. Poor VFX at the 2 min and 19th sec

#22
Bhai was till now flying a bike but now he himself can fly as well

But the air pressure in the sky has had an effect on bhai's neck.

#23
Who is Salma by the way? i guess the editor was in a hurry

#24
The rocket launcher in bhai's hands is in a 45 degree upward tilt position such that the missiles will go in the air towards the sky

Worst Scene
Bhai fired both the missiles 45 degree towards the sky but both the missiles got ejected at 90 degrees parallel to the ground.

#25
Bhai fired 2 missiles on 1 car. The car got scared and split up into 2 cars but bhai didn't miss either of those. That's why he is Anil Kapoor's blue eyed boy who doesn't miss the targets. Saqib must get tutorials from bhai for how not to miss targets.

Matlab yaar c***ya banane ki hadh paar kar di.

If you can see 20+ mistakes in a 3 min trailer. God oh mine how will you bear it for 2 hrs!
Anyways its none of my business :P

#SalmanKhan #Race3TrailerAnalysis #Race3Trailer #AnilKapoor #BobbyDeol #DaisyShah #Jacqueline #Memes #CringyDialogues

Hanging Out - Boys v. Girls

If you are a boy and want to hang out with a/or girl/s basically it will cost you a lot of money! 

1. Eating in interesting places - OfCourse the 2nd most expensive as they order a lot and eat less and waste the rest. A Starbucks coffee, Cafe Coffee day cappucino. Even if they want a burger they would prefer nothing less than a McDonald's. Ice Cream? Obviously not a Rs5 Mango ice cream. Even Cornetto is a thing of the past now. Its the 'Magnum' era.

2. Buying “too many” books from book shops - Waste of money as E-books are cheaper and pirated ones are free.

3. Hiking and walking - Hiking yes involves some cost.

4. Drives - If you don't have a car then you rent a zoomcar and some of your money is gone

5. Attending Plays, Concerts  - Imagine if its a Justin Bieber Concert. Your Female friend will do shopping exclusively for that concert, buy new shoes and put on loads of makeup just to see Justin. Imagine the cost here. Ticket cost + Miscellaneous = Rs1,00,000(approx)

6. Art galleries and museums  - Entry fees!

7. Tours - Just to click some selfies and give FB a proof of your existence you go on a tour and spend some amount. Tours would become costly only when you are travelling with girls.

Imagine you got to reach from point A to point B which is 1 km. If you are with a guy friend you'll can go walking. If you are with a girl below are the cases

i. If you earn Rs 10k, you would say "lets take a bus"

ii. If you earn Rs 20k, you would say "lets take a rickshaw"

iii. If you earn Rs30k or more you will definitely say "lets book a cab"

8. Workshops on cooking, sculpture - Girls will always find ways to spend. These can even be learnt on Youtube.

9. Shopping - Biggest money burner!

10. Hot Chocolate - Another money drainer!

If you are a lower middle class person, you will go bankrupt soon! If you are poor dont even think about it. If you are upper middle class you will save very little money. If you are rich then go for it.

Hang out with your male friends(the bantaais and bhidus) coz it wont cost you much money -

1. Eating Vada Pav - 95% expenses saved if you compare it to the expensive burgers and coffee.

2. Playing Cricket - Neighbour's cricket kit and you are all set! Zero cost.

3. Water parks in summer(you cannot enjoy more with girls than your guy friends)  - Imagine the unnecessary expenditure while being in the fantasy parks and water parks

4. Movies(With girls you will have to go for high end multiplexes that will cost you 200+) and with guy friends you can go for single screens which will cost you less than 100. 

5. Cricket and other sport conversations and debates ending in fights(one of the best parts of entertainment) 

6. Even if you sit with your guy friends and start talking it will be entertainment but with girls it will be like listening to a critic.

Girls always keep talking what problems they have while guys will always try to find a solution(Jugaad) and thats what makes it fun to hangout with your true guy friends

#HangingOut #BoysandGirls