ROBOT 2.0 Movie Review

Its AWESOME!

I am not going to reveal much details about the plot.

VFX and 3D is hollywood level. 3D is really great.

A typical Shankar creation.

Akshay's story and the movie concept are heart touching.

I'm a proud Indian today because an Indian movie director has finally addressed this issue and made this into a movie on a global level. Hope they would soon release the dubs of 14 other languages worldwide because this movie needs to be watched not by just the Indians but the humans all over the world. Must watch for every single human being.

Thanks to the Lyca Productions for investing a hefty sum in this movie else we won't have got to witnessed this visual treat and a notice worthy message. Thanks to Dharma Productions for the Hindi release.

Talking about performances, winner here is the Director Shankar Shanmugham for his creativity.

Rajnikanth is Rajnikanth as usual.

Amy Jackson is hot and has a decent screen time. Also she has performed decently.

There are some things which are questionable like during the truck full of new mobile phones was on the highway and met with the evil, where were the mobile phone boxes, ear phones that we get in the mobile box, usb, etc? Then, there is never a football match in India where count of audience is 80k. Then, how did the bots convince the pigeons for the climax? There was huge amount of destruction in the whole stadium but not a single person injured/dead :D

1st half - I laughed a lot. There is a lot to get entertained.

2nd half - This is serious, emotional and an eye-opener

But the important thing is the concept which is a gem.
Humans need to become "RESPONSIBLE HUMANS"

A well deserving BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!

#Robot2Review #Rajnikanth #AkshayKumar #Birds

RIGHT TO SEX!

Now this blog is going to sound a little unconventional, crazy and controversial and maybe a little uncomforting as well.

Ok so since you have decided to read this blog, lets start!

You must have heard the 'Right to Sexuality' i.e everyone is free to express their real sexuality or adopted or transformed sexuality. But have you ever wondered about the 'Right to Sex'? or have you even thought about such thing?

Section 497 is scrapped now which means in the future, there are going to be more adultery commits by husbands and wives. As per Indian culture this is immoral. In a country where culture comes 1st for the most, adultery is not a crime now but prostitution is illegal.

Don't get confused by 'RIGHT TO SEX' as demanding sex from anybody! its not that.

Just like 'Right to speech' doesn't mean you say anything anywhere to anybody.

Sex is undeniably the 4th basic need of life after food, clothing and shelter. If God gave humans Penises and Vaginas that means God wanted humans to have sex just like other animals. But with time, humans have manipulated the laws of nature in such a way that even God feels cheated and wow! Wow because we have maintained the healthy emotional relationship with our mother-sisters-daughters and Father-brother-sons. Cheated because of demand and supply. Boys want to have sex with the hottest girl in the class but then what about the other girls? Girls want to have sex with the most handsome guy in the other class but then what about the other guys? The preferences and priorities have built a very deep discrimination which nobody wants to talk about.

People say, Sex should be earned just like money.  Money is earned. But the thing is Money was not created by God but God did want humans to have sex that's why he gave us the sex organ systems.

The Racism Factor: Dark complexion men and women are often not given any consideration by their desired choice partners.

Late maturity factor: The development of sex organ system in one's body is sometimes not in sync with the mind's development which causes late realization.

Luxury bias: Men with bikes, cars and money in the wallet are preferred ones by women.

18 - 25 is the peak period where human bodies are burning to have sex. But ignorance from the other gender, lack of interaction with the other gender, Friends of a male/female injecting wrong information about the other person, Not having 'good looks' which in Indian society is the racist factor are some of the reasons this age range gets wasted.

Then till late 20s, the organs start witnessing a change. If a person has not had sex yet; human bodies in both cases are not performing well at their jobs, loss of concentration, getting angry on small reasons, depression, loneliness, frustrations start piling up almost every day. These are the people who do not get a tinder match. Opposite sexes do not show any interest.

What people say?
People say 'Get married' but Marriage is not the solution for sex. But yes it will wipe away the loneliness and other stress problems as one will be busy discovering things about the other so arrange marriage becomes a kind of adventure atleast in early 3-4 years. But marriage needs financial and emotional stability. One not having good amount of money, healthy relations with society, good family history are never the preferred choices even if he/she has good emotional stability.

Average age of Men losing their virginity in India: 22
Average age of Women losing their virginity in India : 21

But nowadays everyone is heard saying 'I want to focus on my career. Marriage  is a thing of 30s' These idiots have built up a new trend of getting married not before 28 because they are getting a constant to good supply of sex.

What Friends/acquaintances say?
They term the 'Virgins' as 'Losers' which is quite annoying. We are in an era where girls don't want people to know that they ever had an affair with anybody and boys are ashamed to be virgins.

Elders react as if something like sex doesn't exist in India and babies are god's gifts sent on earth.

The incels they keep masturbating till late 20s. Masturbation is nothing but cheating your sex organs. And average person if starts masturbation at 14-15 years of age then by early 20s there is a heavy demand by the body for sex. And during this peak period if it does not receive what it wants then by late 20s the system assumes that it will never receive what it wants. And when it receives in the 30s the organ is not that awesomely capable as it was 10-12 years ago.

Guys/Girls who start having sex at an early age of 19-20 years tend to have a good sex life throughout their system's tenure. People who get sex in late 20s and early 30s they can never be as good as the one in case 1. This can still be beaten by maintaining a good diet and avoiding sugar completely. Physical training can improve stamina and thus the blood flow will be enhanced. A good lower body is a must because foundation is the one on which you will lay your hopes.

Government should realize the fact that sex is the 4th basic need and men and women both should get an economic distribution of sex. As 'sexlessness' in a person causes a decrease in his/her performance at workplace and government should be worried about the country's GDP. If Adultery is not a crime then prostitution should also be made legal.

#Adultery #RightToSex #IndianGovernment #Section497 #Prostitution

Adultery is a Crime!

Months back, Indian Government scrapped section 497 which means a husband having sex with someone else's wife or a wife having sex with someone else's husband is not a criminal offence and the only thing an unhappy spouse can opt for is a divorce. We talk a lot about culture in India. Culturally and mentally this is a crime. Suppose if a husband is committing adultery and his wife comes to know she will be under a mental shock. Even if she opts for a divorce what explanation will the children get tomorrow? Scrapping this law will just make more instances of men commiting adultery. Previously the law was unfair for men as women commiting adultery were not considered as criminals. Even women commit adultery. Even husbands of these females get mental shocks. Men even get mentally harassed if they raise their voices because they fear that his wife will take away half the wealth he has earned in his lifetime in just a second.

Supreme Court could have instead made the law stronger by adding men and women both who are spouses and commit adultery both should be considered as criminals. I agree that adultery is not harming anybody physically or not causing any violence but the amount of mental shocks, frustrations, stress, depression, suicidal attempts by the other spouse will increase with time and that's why this is a crime. What if the husband comes to know his wife cheating on him and what if he is not able to handle it? What if he kills his wife or commits suicide? As he is not going to get justice in court. Society will anyway speak shit like 'He wasn't able to satisfy her thats why she was having an affair with some outsider' or something like 'She is a bitch!' or something like 'Husband gay toh nahi?'

Why adultery is committed?
1. Partners not enjoying each others company,
2. One's sexual desires are higher than the other,
3. One is not able to sexually satisfy the other,
4. One is not finding the other attractive,
5. One has gained a lot of weight so the sex is not enjoyable anymore,
6. One getting attention from the external male/female who is quite an attractive one or is rich,
7. One is not able to satisfy the luxury demands of other,
8. One doesn't have enough money to spend on the other,
9. Assumptions that the other is cheating,
10. Constant fights, etc

How spouses can solve these problems rather commiting adultery?
1. With time, it does become boring but try to find ways to make each other happy. One always has good sides. Focus on your good sides and get topics to talk about. You will start enjoying each other's company.
2. & 3. Talk about it to each other. Discuss what is going wrong. Join yoga classes or build physical strength
4. With age, looks are going to diminish. And with your aging marriage spouses must start getting attracted to each other not by their looks but for what kind of a person their spouse is.
5. Undergo Weight loss programs.
6. Have some principles
7. Talk about it to each other. Luxury items are anyways over-rated.
8. Be the smart spouse. Surprise your spouse not just on birthdays, anniversaries and festivals but also on unexpected days. Gifts, Roses or anything that is a little cheesy with some Romance.
9. Talk about it. Develop trust. Be open for any questions.
10. Stop being the agressor when the reasons are silly or not worth fighting. Be passive agressive when the other is at fault. Passive agression makes the other one realize his/her wrong doings.

#Adultery #Section497 #SupremeCourt

The Boyfriend - Girlfriend Relationship!

This relationship is not on paper so its tough to predict what can happen the very next day. The GF might introduce you(bf) to her friends as ‘just a friend’ but in private she might be fooling the boy that he is her BF and might have a relation with some other guy(vice-versa true as well)

The GF might dump you the very next day for no reason or for the silliest of reasons and you wont even come to know(vice-versa true as well)

The GF might put charges on the boy for sexual or physical abuse even when it happened with both of their agreement and the girl gets away with this most of the time(vice-versa not true)

This is a relationship that can be ended in an abrupt manner with no proper climax or interrogation or a fight or a face-off! Just like that! This is actually not a relationship. This is just an attraction between 2 unsettled opposite sexes!

Technically speaking this relationship can be explained as below:-

Boy falls in love with the girl. Now what does this actually mean? A boy saying ‘I Love You’ to a girl actually means that the boy is saying “I am willing to have sex with you”

Girl falls in love with the boy. What does this mean? A Girl saying ‘Yes’ or an ‘I Love you too’ to a boy’s proposal means that the girl is saying “Yes, you look nice! It would be good to stare at a handsome face like yours while getting f**ked’

Note: This is a psychological explanation of the BF-GF relationship. Please be wise and do not take this as an offense. Do not stereotype this post as this is true in 90% cases

#Boyfriend #Girlfriend #Relationship #Sex #Breakup #Makeup

TCS Olympus Thane Office - Worst location!

TCS Olympus office is the worst, the most disgusting and the most inconvenient location for an office to ever be in the history of mankind. It is almost 12km away from Thane station in the west with not so good transport facility. The TCS Olympus office is the last thing in the Hiranandani Estate.

Being there felt like i was in the middle of some desert.

I salute to all those people who stay in West Mumbai and travel all the way to this very location for work. May God bless them and give them the strength for their persistence.

TCS must have acquired this plot for a very cheap rate if you look at the surrounding outside. Travelling here is a big headache. Its a task.

If you travel here 5/7 days, your daily schedule is worse than the Asia cup 2018 schedule.

If you are a westerner and you want a painless suicide then just wake up in the morning, do not have water and do not eat anything and just travel till this location and you will be dead by the time you reach here.

Today was the 1st time i was travelling at this TCS office. I left my home in Versova at 8.15am and since i was a 1st timer it took me a painstaking 195 mins of my life to reach this destination. I was suppose to reach by 10am for a workshop which i missed and then eventually decided to have lunch and then return home.

This could be a worst choice for an MNC to have an office in such a deserted location. It is where the Hiranandani estate ends and some hell of an area starts and then after a while you see a TCS building. Worse thing is for westerners it will cost around Rs 150/day travel, litres of sweating, the death rush in the trains and dont want to imagine what would happen during summer!

If you are a westerner and you get this location for work just say ‘NO’. Say ‘YES’ if you are Bear Grylls :P

#BearGrylls #TCS #TCSOffice #Olympus #Thane #TravelDifficulties

How to reduce road traffic in Mumbai?

Traffic and Mumbai. Traffic and Delhi. The road Traffic has formed an integral part of our lives. Its not just in Mumbai and Delhi but in many metro cities and crowded places. Its like we have accepted road traffic as we accept 1 of our family members after a long time. Neither we as citizens nor the Government who has power are trying to come up with solutions to tackle this Road traffic problem.

My home is just 12 kms away from my workplace but can you imagine how much time it takes me to reach my office during peak hours? it takes 1.5 - 2 hrs. When not in peak hours lets say i am travelling early morning with open roads at around 6am it takes me only 1 hr to reach office. So traffic is thus killing my average 40 mins daily(1 side). And we are ok with it because nowadays people like spending time in buses, rickshaw by watching movies, etc on their phones.

You can see a BEST bus which has a capacity of around 65 is loaded with 90+ passengers and on the other side you will see an 8 seater car with only 1 person inside it. Same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars and Rickshaws. There are 10 rickshaws on the road so total capacity is 30 but you will see only 1 passenger in each rickshaw. Here those 7 seats in the 8 seaters are empty but the car is occupying that much space on the road. same goes for 6 seater and 4 seater cars. Same goes for the rickshaws as well.

With Petrol prices touching as high as Rs 90/litre. Government, if they can come up with something as complex as GST which was initially a harassment but lately people benefitted from it, the same way they can come up with a structured pricing strategy for petrol prices.

They can keep the prices as below

Public Transport: Rs 60/litre

Rickshaws: Rs 100/litre

Scooters: Rs 150/litre

Motor bikes: Rs 200/litre

4 seater cars: Rs 250/litre

6 seater cars: Rs 300/litre

8 seater cars: Rs 350/litre

Higher amounts for those who have their own vehicles as they are occupying the extra space on the roads which is indirectly contributing to more traffic and eating up time of people everyday. If they can afford an 8 seater they can also pay Rs350/litre but yes if someone goes to a buy a new seater he might think 10 times before buying it as petrol prices would just kill his/her bank accounts.

Scooters and Motor bikes do give an efficient mileage so Rs 150 and Rs 200 shouldn’t be a big deal for them. People use heavy bikes like Bajaj Avenger and Royal Enfield which are not less than the size of a Rickshaw thus contributing more traffic in peak hours.

Common man will think twice before buying a scooter or a bike or a car and therefore there will be lesser vehicles on the road and thus lesser traffic. Less traffic means people like me will be able to save some time which we lose hearing motor honks at the traffic signal.

We live in a country where everybody criticizes but nobody wants to take an initiative. People can start using share autos rather travelling 1 person in 1 rickshaw. Government can enforce a rule to allow only share autos and no 1 person per auto.

Traffic in crowded places is 1 of the unspoken problems of our country which is increasing day by day because everybody wants to buy a car for their family. Nobody wants to take the public transport because they think public transport will make their status look ‘Poor’ in the society.

This was my solution to lower road traffic. Thanks for reading. Pass on the message.

#MumbaiRoadTraffic #DelhiRoadTraffic #BusyStreets #TrafficSignal #IndianMetroCities #PetrolPrices

How to watch unlimited live content on hotstar from hotstar website?

You can watch unlimited live content on the hotstar app for free if its not under the premium section but what if your phone is out of charge or taking hours to turn on or what if you have given your phone for some servicing and maintenance? Same time if you want to watch India’s live 20–20 international match and your TV is not working, what will you do?

You can watch it on hotstar if the broadcast rights lie with Star channel network(as mostly they are for India’s cricket matches) but hotstar web will allow you to watch only for 15 mins of live action and then you will be asked to buy membership to continue. But you want to see it for free right?

One simple workaround you can do is clear the cookies and close the browser and start the browser again and then go to hotstar site and try watching. It works. Hotstar has this flaw which we can make use of. This method is a little painstaking to do as this practice needs to be done after every 15 mins of watching.

#Hotstar #FlawsInHotstar #HowToWatchUnlimitedHotstarContentOnPC

Why Hot Girls in India are termed as ‘ITEM’ or ‘MAAL’ in India?

Say for eg. a boy is walking on the road and a girl is coming from the opposite direction. The boy doesn’t know the girl and the girl doesn’t know the boy. Lets look here from the boy’s perspective. What the boy will see is the girls's physique i.e the girl’s figure or how good looking face she has or how pretty she looks in that dress.

Falling for this girl and saying ‘Love at 1st sight’ is the love for the girl’s physique, her body and not what she actually is.

Girls are termed as “hot” if they have a good figure or a fair skin tone(In India) or a good dressing sense.

In India ‘hot girls’ are termed as “item” or “maal” to which all girls are not very comfortable with.

Let me decode the logic here why hot girls are referred as “item” or “maal”

1. Item → Whenever there is something in demand in the market and people are ready to pay huge amounts eg. Onions during Shortage, salt during crisis, Salman Khan in Bollywood and Virat Kohli in Cricket. They are termed as ‘things worth running for’ aka ‘items’ which means if you get them then you get your share of benefits you desire. In short what is in demand sells like a hot cake. It might stay in the market for a short while or a long time.

Relation: A girl is termed hot when she is in the age range of 15–30 years. Afer 30, her maintenance will be costly for her to stay in the market. Their peak demand is witnessed in the age range 18–24 years. Boys start running for them and do all sorts of crazy stuff to woo them and impress them and win the Mr. Boyfriend title. The boyfriend gets his share of benefits which might be long night chat sessions, beach walks, romance on the rocks, candle light dinners, sex, etc Yes girls have a lot of heat within than boys and that's why they start dating at an age as early as 15

Used in sentences like 'kya item hai yaar' - 'item' also means a dumb thing. Good looks and good brains don't always go hand in hand and that's why people assume the word 'item' for dumbs(mostly for girls)

2. Maal → This Term is derived more out of a sexual desire relating to a girl's physical assets. 'Maal' is basically a word used as a substitute for drugs, ganja, alcohol, etc So its very clear that maal is something that gives you some kind of pleasure. In case of drugs, they manipulate the brain to give you a false pleasure. In terms of girls, 'maal' means something that is of high potential in giving good sexual pleasure i.e girls with good attractive looking bodies.

Or you can take 'Maal' in a positive way as well.

Maal is also termed as ‘money’ and in Indian society, Girls when get married are often termed as ‘Ghar ki Laxmi’ which means the new bride will bring wealth to the house(not Dahej) once she steps in the house. ‘Laxmi’ is termed as ‘money’ and thus Maal is also not a bad word for hot females.

#IndianGirls #Maal #Item #Patakha #HotFemales

20+ funny facts about Race 3 Trailer

#1
The start scene has bhai standing at the edge of a helipad with a superhero kind of costume
Or you can say he is standing with garbage bag consisting of garbage collected from the entire building which he is just about to dump.

Bhai ka 'kuch toofani karne ka mood' lag raha hai just like in the thumbs up ad

#2
Bhai says - "Yeh zindagi ki race hai. Kisi ki zindagi le kar hi khatam hogi"

Later in the trailer i got to know why he said that

When Bhai is skydiving in the sky you'll come to know that -
Humans on roads, black bucks in jungles and birds in the sky are not safe any more.

#3
Bhai is also seen using a motor cycle as a shield against the enemies.

But bhai couldn't beat the great Mithun da

#4
Bhai k sunglasses

Don't be surprised if these glasses now become a rage among the bhai fans just like the 'EK tha tiger' scarf

#5
Bhai is also seen fighting a military officer so bhai is definitely not a common man.

Will have to wait till the movie releases to plot this out.

#6
The Family walk in the desert with heavy machinery behind looks like a carbon copy of
Fast and Furious

#7
Worst Dialogue#1
Anil Kapoor's look is impressive but his dialogue: "Gussey mei liya hua decision hamesha nuksaan pahuchata hai isliye pehle maine decision liya and now i am getting angry."

This dialogue just makes no sense.
"After eating 5kg of paneer you end up in the toilet with loose motions that's why 1st i did loose motions and now i am having paneer"

#8
F*cking up with Physics#1
Jacqueline's entry in red hot dress

She flicks a leg backside and all people surrounding her in a circle get smashed.

#9
Same unimpressive music in the entire trailer!

#10
Bhai to Jacqueline: Hath dena please!
Jaqueline to Bhai:(disgusting expression)
Bhai: Ghabrao mat! Shadi k liye nahi mang raha

This dialogue looks very much a forced one.

#11
Daisy Shah is seen tearing apart her red long skirt with a knife

And then kicks a goon's ass -- ok this looked logical

Hadn't she torn apart her skirt she wont have been able to kick some butt
But why would someone use legs to fight a goon/enemy when you have a knife?

#12
Worst Dialogue of the Century!

Daisy Shah: "Our Business is our business. None of your business."
Its a 120 cr movie and i am not sure how much was spent on the writing part.
Even cheapest of daily soaps have better dialogues.
This was the worst dialogue ever in the history of mankind.
Even Dhinchak Pooja would have written a better line.
Daisy delivered it with some under average acting skills.

#13
Saqib Salem is given a bare upper body footage on a beach but there are some hot chicks in 2-piece bikinis right in front of the viewing screen.

Who is going to look at Saqib's back muscles on which he had worked for months?
Who would you look at? Saqib or the hot chicks?
And who wears a full pant when on a beach?

#14
F*cking up with Physics and biology
Saqib doesn't need his hands to drive the car. He can drive the car through his eyes.

Saqib doesn't need his eyes to aim at the drivers of the 2 cars. His hands can see, aim and fire!
So, the aim is to kill the drivers or the cars?

Saqib misses both the gun shots. Not sure what the bullets were made of that it made both the cars to fly. I guess the bullets were made out of Thor's broken Hammer.

Hela might have sold Thor's broken hammer to Saqib?

#15
Worst dialogue#3
Saqib: "Im sick of this Sikku"

Seemed like a group of females were out on a nightout and came up with this random gossip kinda shitty line.

#16
Fucking up with Physics#2
Bobby is flying a bike. Yes you got me right. He is flying a bike.

Bike is in slow motion and bobby does a backflip and that's a fast motion.

Unimpressive action overall.

#17
The only sensible dialogue
"Business mei dushman jitne kum ho utna hi business badhta hai!"

#18
"You dont need enemies when you have a family" is the tagline of the movie

Vin diesel went against his family in the 8th Fast and Furious movie.
Very much inspired from Fast and Furious series.

#19
Goons on Motorcycles are back!

They keep coming in every movie. Never in my life in a bollywood movie have i seen the villain benefiting from the goons riding  motorcycles.

They are just there to die/lose. And that's what you saw in the trailer as well.

#20
Charlie's Angels fighting in the air

#21
Bhai Flying a bike and a simultaneous blast in the right. Poor VFX at the 2 min and 19th sec

#22
Bhai was till now flying a bike but now he himself can fly as well

But the air pressure in the sky has had an effect on bhai's neck.

#23
Who is Salma by the way? i guess the editor was in a hurry

#24
The rocket launcher in bhai's hands is in a 45 degree upward tilt position such that the missiles will go in the air towards the sky

Worst Scene
Bhai fired both the missiles 45 degree towards the sky but both the missiles got ejected at 90 degrees parallel to the ground.

#25
Bhai fired 2 missiles on 1 car. The car got scared and split up into 2 cars but bhai didn't miss either of those. That's why he is Anil Kapoor's blue eyed boy who doesn't miss the targets. Saqib must get tutorials from bhai for how not to miss targets.

Matlab yaar c***ya banane ki hadh paar kar di.

If you can see 20+ mistakes in a 3 min trailer. God oh mine how will you bear it for 2 hrs!
Anyways its none of my business :P

#SalmanKhan #Race3TrailerAnalysis #Race3Trailer #AnilKapoor #BobbyDeol #DaisyShah #Jacqueline #Memes #CringyDialogues

Hanging Out - Boys v. Girls

If you are a boy and want to hang out with a/or girl/s basically it will cost you a lot of money! 

1. Eating in interesting places - OfCourse the 2nd most expensive as they order a lot and eat less and waste the rest. A Starbucks coffee, Cafe Coffee day cappucino. Even if they want a burger they would prefer nothing less than a McDonald's. Ice Cream? Obviously not a Rs5 Mango ice cream. Even Cornetto is a thing of the past now. Its the 'Magnum' era.

2. Buying “too many” books from book shops - Waste of money as E-books are cheaper and pirated ones are free.

3. Hiking and walking - Hiking yes involves some cost.

4. Drives - If you don't have a car then you rent a zoomcar and some of your money is gone

5. Attending Plays, Concerts  - Imagine if its a Justin Bieber Concert. Your Female friend will do shopping exclusively for that concert, buy new shoes and put on loads of makeup just to see Justin. Imagine the cost here. Ticket cost + Miscellaneous = Rs1,00,000(approx)

6. Art galleries and museums  - Entry fees!

7. Tours - Just to click some selfies and give FB a proof of your existence you go on a tour and spend some amount. Tours would become costly only when you are travelling with girls.

Imagine you got to reach from point A to point B which is 1 km. If you are with a guy friend you'll can go walking. If you are with a girl below are the cases

i. If you earn Rs 10k, you would say "lets take a bus"

ii. If you earn Rs 20k, you would say "lets take a rickshaw"

iii. If you earn Rs30k or more you will definitely say "lets book a cab"

8. Workshops on cooking, sculpture - Girls will always find ways to spend. These can even be learnt on Youtube.

9. Shopping - Biggest money burner!

10. Hot Chocolate - Another money drainer!

If you are a lower middle class person, you will go bankrupt soon! If you are poor dont even think about it. If you are upper middle class you will save very little money. If you are rich then go for it.

Hang out with your male friends(the bantaais and bhidus) coz it wont cost you much money -

1. Eating Vada Pav - 95% expenses saved if you compare it to the expensive burgers and coffee.

2. Playing Cricket - Neighbour's cricket kit and you are all set! Zero cost.

3. Water parks in summer(you cannot enjoy more with girls than your guy friends)  - Imagine the unnecessary expenditure while being in the fantasy parks and water parks

4. Movies(With girls you will have to go for high end multiplexes that will cost you 200+) and with guy friends you can go for single screens which will cost you less than 100. 

5. Cricket and other sport conversations and debates ending in fights(one of the best parts of entertainment) 

6. Even if you sit with your guy friends and start talking it will be entertainment but with girls it will be like listening to a critic.

Girls always keep talking what problems they have while guys will always try to find a solution(Jugaad) and thats what makes it fun to hangout with your true guy friends

#HangingOut #BoysandGirls

Women and senses!

I will give you 2 of my real life experiences.

Experience 1: It was 2008 and me and my female friend got down of a local bus and were on our way walking till the college gate which is a distance of 5 mins(walking). We had an exam that day. She had a bad habit of studying while walking on the roads. Even i had a book in my hand but i was not comfortable studying in sunlight. But since there was exam in next 20 mins and when you see the other person studying and you are not studying then it feels like you are taking the exam for granted. So i started going through what she was studying. It was a topic which i couldn’t understand the other day. Being curious and in a hurry to get it explained from her, i quickly was about to point my finger on the topic in the book. But in the way my finger hit her breast(simultaneously had asked “Arey mujhe yeh bata na”). Me having a slow presence of mind continued with the question. After completing the question i realized. I was a little scared. But she reacted normally. We knew each other since we were 4 yrs old and she very well knew that there was no chance of me doing such a thing purposely(We were 16 at that time). Since she did not give any reaction i did not say sorry. I was feeling a little awkward ‘ki yaar sorry bolta bhi toh kaise?’ kind of situation. She is 25 today and even today she studies from books while walking on the roads.

Experience 2: It was Goregaon station in Mumbai and it was peak time of travelling with a lot of rush. Just when i got into the east there was 1 pervert who was coming in the opposite direction. This pervert grabbed the ass of a young woman who was right in front of me(Me and the woman in front were heading one direction) and then he ran away. The Woman turned back in anger and it was me. It got the shit scared out of me. Because i felt for just a single fraction of a second that i am dead now as this woman might have been in a misunderstanding sense that i grabbed her butt. To be true the moment she had turned back for that fraction of a second i had become a dead statue already. Thanks to her good senses that i was not in her radar as she sensed well that i was not the one who did it and the one who did it had actually fled from there.

These are common situations where men or i would say genuine men get scared that women might take advantage of their gender and have people gathered from around to beat the accused or they might even take you to the police.

Not all women are same and they shouldn’t be stereotyped. Some really have a sense of understanding!

#Women #IndianWomen #Senses #GoregaonStation #CollegeGirls

India’s Wicket Keeping Evolution!

Back in the past Indian Cricket team had wicket keeper eras from Syed Kirmani to Kiran More to Nayan Mongia to Saba Karim. They kept wickets well and did a decent job behind the stumps. Till the 80s and 90s not much was expected out of a wicket keeper in the batting role. Just like how a bowler is not expected to score runs the same way wicket keeping was considered as goal keeping in football. Nobody expects a goalkeeper to score for his team.

Early 2000s witnessed a crisis for the Indian Cricket team in the wicket keeping department and thus Rahul Dravid decided to take on the responsibility before there arrived the young Parthiv Patel and Dinesh Karthik. Rahul Dravid did a decent job in keeping wickets but was a batsmen 1st. Parthiv and Dinesh were in for a competition but then they were not as good players as they are today. They were just able to bat and not score huge runs.

There was something lacking in Indian Cricket team’s playing 11 because if you would have seen other nations playing 11 they had hard hitting batsmen like Adam Gilchrist for Australia, Brendon McCullum for New Zealand, Mark Boucher for South Africa, Alec Stewart for England, Romesh Kaluwitharana for Sri Lanka who all were wicket keepers and were considered as recognized hard hitting batsmen. And not just random strikers who played down the order but they were clean strikers of the ball and they all mostly opened the innings for their team except Boucher who batted 5 down but he did win matches for South Africa.

Arch-Rival nation Pakistan had hard hitting wicket keeper batsmen like Saleem Yousuf in the 80s, Rashid Latif in late 80s and 90s and Moin Khan in 90s and everyone is aware of the big hitting abilities of Kamran Akmal who always use to have a go at the Indian bowlers.

India was lacking a hard hitting batsmen in the form of a wicket keeper.

Then in the late 2004 we saw a new boy with long hair and a big name and a heavy bat. He was Mahendra Singh Dhoni. In his first 3 ODIs against Bangladesh, he failed miserably with just 19 runs in 3 innings. But he had a good background of having big hitting skills with the bat. Sourav Ganguly being Sourav Ganguly as he always had given chance to new talents as he believed - ‘New players should be given stages and chances to showcase their talents and judging them just from a few initial failures was not justice for them’.

It was early 2005 India’s tour of Pakistan for 5 ODIs. Ganguly gave Dhoni a chance to bat up the order unlike the series against Bangladesh where Dhoni was sent in to bat just when there were about a couple of overs or just some balls left. Dhoni scored about 3 half centuries with a very good strike rate of 100+ and some match winning partnerships with Yuvraj Singh. This series got everyone notice Dhoni for his big hitting skills. He then scored a memorable 148 agianst Pakistan in 2006 in Vishakhapatnam ODI and the ever memorable 183 when he was sent to bat 1 down. Dhoni by 2006 had cemented his position in the team as a wicket keeper known for his big hitting which was 1st time in Indian Cricket history. Rahul Dravid then got some off time from gloves as he could then focus on his captaincy and batting. Parthiv Patel and Dinesh Karthik both who were U-19 Captains soon became the 2nd and 3rd choice keepers and played for India only when Dhoni was injured or given rest. Dhoni had even failed to make it to the U-19 World Cup in 1998 and then by 2006 he had left Parthiv Patel and Dinesh karthik far behind.

Dhoni was not just a good hard hitting batsmen but a very innovative wicket keeper as well. His presence of mind, reflexes, smart stumpings and stylishly unbelievable runouts had become the talk of the town. Something which Parthiv and Dinesh could not match upto.

It was Tendulkar who had discovered the leader inside Dhoni which caused the Selection team to give him a Captain’s role in the T20 World cup in 2007 which was back then not even considered as a Cricket format and thus all the Senior players like Dravid, Ganguly, Tendulkar, Zaheer were rested.

An unimaginable result in the T20 World Cup - A title for India shook the nation with tears of joy and then Dhoni was handed the captaincy in all formats. Dhoni then played down the order most of the time 4 down and batted with the tale and had a strong control while batting with the tale as well. At times he promoted himself 3 down or 2 down depending on the match circumstances.

India started gaining more and more positive results under Dhoni’s captaincyin ODIs and Tests as well. A World Cup triumph in 2011 and a Champions Trophy in 2013 and Dhoni became India’s best ever Captain. Parthiv and Dinesh kept clapping in the dugouts for Dhoni and co.

Today, you will see every wicket keeper in India’s domestic circuit or in the IPL is a hard hitting batsmen. India today has humongous number of wicket keepers waiting on bench who are not just wiket keepers but they are inspired talents who grew watching Dhoni.

Rishabh Pant, KL Rahul, Sanju Samson, Ishan Kishan, Ambati Rayudu, etc.are all hungry to score and look much more than just promising hard strikers of the ball. Even Dinesh Karthik and Parthiv Patel have evolved with time and turned into quite innovative with their batting. There is Wriddhiman Saha and Naman Ojha who can score runs in less balls but they are out of form as of now.

Rishabh Pant being just 20 year old is considered as a ball-breaker rather than a ball-striker because of the way he hits the balls.

India has a good future in the wicket keeping department.

#Cricket #IPL #MSDhoni #RishabhPant #IshanKishan #AmbatiRayudu #SanjuSamson #WriddhimanSaha #NayanMongia #RahulDravid

LIVE BLOG - Mumbai Indians v. Kolkata Knight Riders - IPL Match 37

MI win by 13 runs.

15 off 2 and Krunal Pandya has almost done it for MI and they are still alive in this IPL.

KKR in trouble. Need 19 off 4 and Karthik is on strike.

Karthik hits a 4 and its 38 required off 14 balls.

Match looks in MI's favour as Russell is out now.

Muscled for 4 by Russell and now the equation is 54 off 24.

McClenaghan bowled a tidy over and now KKR need 60 off 30. Looks a nail-bitter!

Game on!!!!! 64 required from 36 balls and H. Pandya is now the highest wicket taker in this IPL

4th wicket for MI and suddenly MI are coming back in the match. Rana Out caught by Bumrah bowled H. Pandya for a well compiled 31

Leg spin worked for Markande and MI get Utthappa out caught at long off for 54

4 fours in the Cutting over and still 1 ball left. 111/2 in 12 overs

100 comes up in 11.2 overs. Things looking easy for KKR now.

The Crowd wants a 6, the DJ wants a 6, KKR want 89 more from 57 balls.

Cutting bowling too many slower balls and Utthappa was too smart for this one, hits a 4 and the score now is 91/2 off 10 overs.

MI desperately need a wicket now because KKR has enough firepower in their batting depth.

Utthappa is the 6th player to cross 4k+ runs thanks to Markande who dropped his catch earlier in this innings.

2 sixes in a row and Markande has taken some beating in his 1st over from Utthappa. Utthappa has thus crossed 4000 runs in IPL but will he get a chance in the Indian National team?

Here comes MI's trump card - Mayank Markande and he has been hit for a 4 on the very 1st ball by Nitish Rana.

KKR have lost 2 wickets but going with a decent run rate as they reach 60/2 in 7 overs

====================1st Innings===========================

So far so good for Mumbai Indians!

SuryaKumar Yadav and Evin Lewis have given Mumbai a perfect start on a sunny afternoon.

SuryaKumar has looked like the most responsible batsman for Mumbai scoring runs consistently and now he is among the top5 run getters in this IPL. Very Impressive as he will be knocking the National team's doors for a place in the top 25 players alongwith the likes of Sanju Samson, Rishabh Pant and Ambati Rayudu in the Batsmen vacancies!

Evin Lewis just decided to take on Piyush Chawla after a six of his loose delivery on his very 1st ball.

KKR's too much of spin strategy doesn't seem to be working as MI have reached 72/0 in the 8th Over.

Mitchell Johnson with his bowling being hit for all round the park looks like not a good deal made by KKR this year!

Evin Lewis dropped on 38 by Rana. It could have been a good reflex catch but it was hit too hard.

Mumbai Indians team had promised to hit fours and sixes in the JIO advertisement just to dance alongwith Deepika but today they seem to be seriously living upto that promise.

Both batsmen looking to cut loose now.

Kuldeep Yadav has been in good form for India since last year but this IPL seems to be a different story for him.

And even today i get irritated by the Vodafone ZooZoo ads!

Current run rate is almost 10 an over with both batsmen closing in on their half centuries.

Finally a wicket for KKR! Lewis it is! Easy catch by Lynn. Good bowling by Russell. Rohit Sharma is in now.

Looking at the scoreline seems Russell might have his work cutout in the batting department today.

Hardik Pandya is certainly not digestible dancing in that JIO ad with Deepika.

We are halfway through and MI are on 95/1

With the firepower MI has, 200 looks definitely on the cards!!!

Another 50 for SuryaKumar Yadav. His 4th in this IPL. Good consistency.

Fliated delivery on the middle by Sunil Narine does the trick for KKR and Hitman is out caught!

Good strategy by MI to send Hardik Pandya up the order as this Mumbai pitch all know is not safe even if a team has 200 runs to defend

Catch dropped by Narine and SuryaKumar gets a life.

Fireworks are always expected from a hitter when Piyush Chawla is bowling and this time H. Pandya makes the most of it.

SuryaKumar Yadav looks a little tired now and its 13 overs done with a score 122/2

Tidy over by Johnson and its 150sec break called the CEAT Strategic timeout. Score 125/2 of 14overs.

The stage is set for some good boundary hitting now.

Magical delivery by Russell gets rid off SuryaKumar Yada for a well played 59(39)

Pandya brothers on the crease now and Senior Pandya hits a pull off a short ball from Russell for a four. Gutsy start by Krunal.

So somehow Russell, Johnson and Narine have bought the run rate down and 200 seems a bit difficult now for MI.

Last 5 overs there has been no fireworks! getting boring now! its Wankhede so there should be sixes!

MI desperate for runs and here comes Sunil Narine.

Krunal hits a six off Narine. Not a bad ball but its T20!

Smart bowling by Narine putting all his experience and gets Krunal out caught at long off.

Duminy comes in looks to cut but as usual cant play spin well and misses it. Narine has 1 more over to go and MI still not reached 150

Mumbai could have sent in Ishan Kishan instead of Duminy. Ishan is a power hitter we all know.

Johnson shows how a perfect bouncer is bowled followed by a wide. He is mixing it up.

Duminy not able to connect again. Seems another good over for KKR with 1 ball to go

200 looked very possible but seems MI would be happy with 180 seeing the smart bowling by KKR

Duminy finally connects 1 and scores a maximum off Narine followed by a couple.

MI is only getting singles. sixes have been rare in this innings. 170 in 19 overs lets see what we see in last over.

Good 1st ball bouncer by Prasidh and Duminy doesn't connect.

KKR has got a lot of young Indian talent from under19 this year's IPL and they are doing well. Shubhman Gill, Mavi. Nagarkoti is injured though. Prasidh is 22 doing some impressive bowling.

Another edge and another 4. Unlucky for the Young bowler. MI will take that.

Pandya missed the 5th ball and his bat goes in the air closer to the leg umpire. Karthik misses a run out.

Good last over and MI have scored 181/4 a little short that what they would have expected.
Catch you in 2nd innings.

#MumbaivKolkata #IPL2018 #Match37

Never use Microsoft's "ONE NOTE" app

I came up with the most unexpected and bizzare experiences on updating my one note to latest version.

Since it was an auto update on wi-fi, i did not know which version it was previously on.

After the update all my notes got disappeared. I searched every possible section of the app but there was nothing left.

I lost my passwords, important daily notes about my work and personal stuff.

It was quite painful.

Back in the past, this ‘One Note’ app looked very promising and had many features so i had copied all notes from my previous notes manager app and pasted in One Note. After being happy with initial use of one note, i decided to uninstall the previous note manager. I shouldn’t have done that.

One note was around 65-70 MB and my previous notes manager was just 5 MB

One Note use to eat up a lot of RAM and if left open i couldn't use any other app leaving the phone in a hung up state.

On checking the microsoft’s forum, did not get any considerable help to recover my lost notes.

Lost trust in Microsoft and therefore moved on to another less heavier app.

#Microsoft #OneNote #ReminderNotes #LostNotes #WorstMicrosoftApps